jpierrepontcriss: my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
Night blogers really speak to me
somuchfandoms: like… what even inspires you to write such things that dont make any sense WHAT SO EVER
maliciousmelons: i hate when i cant tell if someone is human or if theyre dancer
jebiwonkenobi: When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
thewormscrawlin: When I find myself in times of trouble, Bob Ross comes to me Speaking words of wisdom,
louderdecibelle: koizumim: really though if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they cant function why arent they that distracting to lesbians and at that point why isnt the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to gay men to warrant men being put under the same dress codes #spoilers: its because its bullshit
I just think that people are so weird about nudity and the human body. Sex is...– Emily Browning (via chubby-bunnies)
sexhaver: imagine a pinata filled with wasps. you can hear them buzzing angrily but your parents insist that you hit it anyways and that it’s a necessary part of growing up and that they did the same thing when they were your age. you hit the pinata and the wasps come pouring out and sting you and leave you curled up in agony while your parents yell at you for not being more careful. that’s...
I noticed myself wishing that nothing loved me so I wouldn’t feel obligated to...– Hyperbole and a Half- Depression Part Two (via disgustinghuman)
partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood